Thursday, July 20, 2006

Jordan "lookalike" retracts lawsuit

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In a disappointing turn of events, Allen Heckard has dismissed his lawsuit against His Airness. I think he had a very solid case.

I can only assume this was due to one of the following:

1. He garnered enough publicity;

2. Jordan sent Charles Oakley around to his house; or

3. He has set his sights on a lawsuit against Steve Nash with his new haircut.

I’d venture the latter – I mean, he is the two-time reigning MVP after all.

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